(Source: foxmouth, via the-absolute-best-posts)

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nosdrinker:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

he disintegrated

(via heliolisk)

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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via stilesiswickedlydevious)

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dudewithabow:

Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert play Truth or Truth [x].

Jimmy’s reaction:
 

(via fallontonight)

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littlestbug:

You don’t need drug to have a fun time

littlestbug:

You don’t need drug to have a fun time

(Source: tharlk, via hi)

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(Source: jennlferlawrence, via hi)

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collegehumor:

Cum on in, partner!

Click to see more: 16 Pictures That’ll Make You Say “No Thanks!”

(Source: College Humor)

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awkwardandlazy:

dork

awkwardandlazy:

dork

(via bewbin)

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twerknit:

is that Lorde

twerknit:

is that Lorde

(Source: sexlesslovers, via lolsofunny)

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"Never being able to say the word “Mummy” again in your life sounds like a small thing.
However, for many, including me, it’s now really just a word – hollow and evoking only memories."

Prince William at the Child Bereavement Charity in 2009 (via royal-windsor)

(Source: rememberdiana, via royallovestory)

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